Friday, September 03, 2004

Dumb Elvis Criminal of the Month

September has just started and we have a candidate for dumb Elvis criminal of the month.

In Bradley County... Detectives arrest Mark Burress for the theft of a neighbors camcorder. Detectives tell News 12 shortly after the burglary a similar camera turned up in a local pawn shop... After closer inspection a video tape was found inside that camera. When viewed it shows the suspect playing with the camera. Also taken, was a Elvis memorabilia poster and a safety harness...
Burress is charged with theft under 500 dollars.
Safety Harness? I don't want to know.
from WDEF-TV News, Chattanooga, TN


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