Karl Rove is Elvis?
From Dave Barry's column today:
As far as the College Republicans are concerned, Karl Rove is Elvis. Rove, who has a large, roundish head to accommodate all the various brains he keeps in there, gave a rousing talk in which he told the College Republicans that they should get all the other Republicans at their colleges to -- and this is why he is a legendary political strategist, and you are not -- vote Republican. Then everybody cheered and set fire to a large spherical doll representing Ted Kennedy.You may not agree with everything Dave Barry says, but he can be very funny. (He picks on John Kerry in this piece as well.)